(29 September 2018 - 11:29 PM)nd check in time to time. Unrelated... I went to ROH Death Before Dishonor last night. I should make a post (and I will at some point). Haven't watched ROH weekly TV ever, and I don't follow closely anything but New Japan and somewhat NXT. Had an outstanding time though!
(20 September 2018 - 07:24 AM)We fought the spambots for a while, they just became more and more numerous, it was like deleting their shit told them somebody was here to see their shit and they sent more bots...
I debated putting this in the YouTube thread but I didn't want it lost in there. This aired on the WWE App apparently, this shit is the hilarious stuff that could get these guys over on television, WWE just hates them apparently.
Batista vs Orton is coming down to the wire, both men are down and tired (Batista's performed 3 whole scoop slams. ). The ref's counting to 10. Orton and Batista are staggering to their feet. Orton's using the far ropes to get up. Batista's standing and reaching into his trunks. Orton turns around and walks towards Batista.
'TISTA THROWS SAND IN ORTON'S EYES. BATISTA BOMB. 1-2-3. GENERIC ROCK MUSIC. CONFETTI. BALLY-HOO!
Daniel Bryan comes running down the ramp explaining to the ref that Batista cheated. Batista mad. He challenges Bryan to a match for the title because fuck you. Batista goes to throw sand in Bryan's eyes, but the fans' booing is too powerful and the sand flies into Batista's eyes. Flying knee shit thingy that Bryan does. New champion! Mick Foley's semen rains down on all the fans in attendance as the show goes off the air.
Here in Canada, WWE does all their PPVs at the movie theaters and have been doing so since at least 2000. I sometimes go because it's a fun atmosphere and it's only like 15 bucks. For the B-PPVs, the theater is usually half-full, but for Mania and Rumble it's pretty packed.
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of freedom.
*The scene opens to KCC walking through an abandoned carnival at night*
KCC: The carnivals in Canada are much nicer than this.
Carnival worker: Excuse me sir, the carnival is closed at the moment.
KCC: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! YOU FUCKING SCARED ME YOU ASSHOLE
Carnival worker: Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave....
KCC: Hold on, hold on, you silly American. I'm not leaving this place until I come face-to-face with a clown. You bring out a clown, I knock his ass out, thereby proving to the world that I'm not afraid of clowns, and we can go our separate ways.
KCC: Do I have to dumb down my language for you, you stupid American?
Carnival worker: Yeah, yeah, let me go find you a clown. Hold on just a second.
KCC: The fatter the better! And hurry up!
About 5 minutes later, a mysterious clown sneaks up behind KCC
Mysterious clown: BOO
KCC begins running full speed toward the exit, having seen the mysterious clown, who takes off his clown mask and reveals himself as the carnival worker