(01 January 2018 - 05:03 PM)did anybody ever make a facebook group for this board? I have a small little group with some personal friends and friends of friends, and it's engaging, I would say. We live in a world of memes and gifs n shit now. It's just easier on Facebook.
I debated putting this in the YouTube thread but I didn't want it lost in there. This aired on the WWE App apparently, this shit is the hilarious stuff that could get these guys over on television, WWE just hates them apparently.
Batista vs Orton is coming down to the wire, both men are down and tired (Batista's performed 3 whole scoop slams. ). The ref's counting to 10. Orton and Batista are staggering to their feet. Orton's using the far ropes to get up. Batista's standing and reaching into his trunks. Orton turns around and walks towards Batista.
'TISTA THROWS SAND IN ORTON'S EYES. BATISTA BOMB. 1-2-3. GENERIC ROCK MUSIC. CONFETTI. BALLY-HOO!
Daniel Bryan comes running down the ramp explaining to the ref that Batista cheated. Batista mad. He challenges Bryan to a match for the title because fuck you. Batista goes to throw sand in Bryan's eyes, but the fans' booing is too powerful and the sand flies into Batista's eyes. Flying knee shit thingy that Bryan does. New champion! Mick Foley's semen rains down on all the fans in attendance as the show goes off the air.
Here in Canada, WWE does all their PPVs at the movie theaters and have been doing so since at least 2000. I sometimes go because it's a fun atmosphere and it's only like 15 bucks. For the B-PPVs, the theater is usually half-full, but for Mania and Rumble it's pretty packed.
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of freedom.
*The scene opens to KCC walking through an abandoned carnival at night*
KCC: The carnivals in Canada are much nicer than this.
Carnival worker: Excuse me sir, the carnival is closed at the moment.
KCC: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! YOU FUCKING SCARED ME YOU ASSHOLE
Carnival worker: Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave....
KCC: Hold on, hold on, you silly American. I'm not leaving this place until I come face-to-face with a clown. You bring out a clown, I knock his ass out, thereby proving to the world that I'm not afraid of clowns, and we can go our separate ways.
KCC: Do I have to dumb down my language for you, you stupid American?
Carnival worker: Yeah, yeah, let me go find you a clown. Hold on just a second.
KCC: The fatter the better! And hurry up!
About 5 minutes later, a mysterious clown sneaks up behind KCC
Mysterious clown: BOO
KCC begins running full speed toward the exit, having seen the mysterious clown, who takes off his clown mask and reveals himself as the carnival worker